Intro: What are you even doing

You guys are really curious about my adventures so I made a blog about it

Part 7: oh so you’ve done this before

Back with more threesome action!! Except not really!! I recognize the whole conceit of this blog was to post screenshots so I wouldn't have to re-type things, but now enough time has passed that the desire to go back and TAKE said screenshots is almost non-existent, so there will be none. It's my blog and…

Interstitial: HOW TO THREESOME

How do I have a successful threesome??? Find out here!

Part 6: did we just become best friends??

once again, I've stumbled into a threesome

Part 5: if you posted this on reddit, they wouldn’t believe you

o m g.

Part 4: that’s my fuck mirror

Tinder dates on dates on dates. SORRY I HAVE MAD GAME. Jk only one date went well lolz

Part 3: we got the horse head on amazon

I AM OFFICIALLY A UNICORN

Part 2: this is our first internet date!

I have a magical first date...with 2 people

Part 1: u on kik?

MY FIRST DATE...DID NOT GO AS EXPECTED Also: I think I am too trusting of strangers on the internet